i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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