Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
how drunk are you?
Several
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