3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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