i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Boobs speak an international language.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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