I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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