gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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