i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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