he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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