So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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