this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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