I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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