is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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