Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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