the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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