I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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