All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
wanna go halves on a baby?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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