Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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