he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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