Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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