and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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