i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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