You're so nebulous sometimes
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
jump out the window naked night went bad
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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