i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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