would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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