great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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