he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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