This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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