Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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