The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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