It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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