cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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