It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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