I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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