I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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