Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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