we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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