just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I think my vagina is haunted
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i think my cat just said my name.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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