Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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