I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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