we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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