Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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