jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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