They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He has the fingertips of a God
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