girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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