There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
tell me about the fingering
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