I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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