there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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