i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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