how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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