doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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