Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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