Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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