Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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