dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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