sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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