So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I pour the whiskey from now on
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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