Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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