she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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